Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Still Undecided on Wedding Date
LOS ANGELES – An anonymous source at Cruise/Wagner Productions reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be close to settling on a tentative wedding… Read More
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Tom Cruise Alert: Today United Artists, Tomorrow the United States
LOS ANGELES – Be afraid, ye sons and daughters of Xenu. Be fearful of your fate, ye glib commentators and disciples of false prophets. Bow… Read More
Nicole Richie Celebrity Death Watch
The pending obituary of actress and author Nicole Richie was updated this week after The Simple Life costar had checked into a treatment facility that specializes in… Read More
Suri Cruise Photos Expected to Fuel Stock Market Rally
The publication of the first pictures of Suri Cruise should drive many stock prices higher, financial analysts predict. The long-anticipated images, featured in an exclusive… Read More
Tom Cruise Issues Apology Tour; Mileage May Vary
LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise reportedly began what insiders are calling his “Multi-City Apology Awareness Outreach Tour” by visiting Brooke Shields at her home last… Read More
Tom Cruise Demoted to Dwarf Object Status by IAU
PRAGUE – The International Astronomical Union (IAU) adopted a resolution Thursday that effectively strips Tom Cruise of his status as a Hollywood planet. The controversial… Read More
Tom Cruise Dumped by Paramount Because of Annoying Laugh
LOS ANGELES — Hollywood experienced a measurable shift in the Earth’s crust this week when Paramount Pictures announced it was ending its long-running partnership with… Read More
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Present Baby Suri Hotline
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has finally responded to growing speculation that his alleged daughter Suri does not exist. Mr. Cruise announced yesterday through the pubic… Read More