Paris Hilton? A ghost of glam incarceration lingers. Her empty cell has seen more fake tears and rhinestone remorse than a Bravo reunion special.
Paris Hilton, 26, has come out swinging after being sentenced to spend forty-five days behind bars. Paris Hilton Fired Publicist, Astrologer, Chef, said a recent… Read More
LOS ANGELES – A desperate Paris Hilton has faxed a personal request to President George W. Bush, asking him to set aside her jail sentence… Read More
LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton has been sentenced to forty-five days in a county jail for violating the terms of her drunk-driving probation by operating… Read More
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, like her favorite president, George W. Bush, is determined to stay the course. Although Britney Spears has moved on from… Read More
NORTH POLE – An emergency Council of Supreme Beings session determined yesterday that the soul of recently departed celebrity Anna Nicole Smith had failed to… Read More
Comic-style illustration of Lindsay Lohan with flowing auburn hair and confident smile, created for a satirical story about her rehab for remedial English.
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan, whose grammar-challenged BlackBerry messages had all of Hollywood wondering if English was her first language, checked herself into a remedial… Read More
LOS ANGELES – Bindi Irwin, daughter of the late Australian “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin, is being groomed for super-stardom, say entertainment industry insiders, who see… Read More
LOS ANGELES – If Britney Spears’ finds her way back to the top of the pop music heap, she can thank Klaus Harmony, a German… Read More
