Paul McCartney Has Sticker Shock Following Divorce
LONDON – Friends of ex-Beatle Paul McCartney, 65, report that he is “near suicidal” over the terms of his divorce settlement with former wife number… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
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O.J. Simpson Arrest Exclusive: Top Ten Reasons If He Did It
O.J. Simpson, claiming that he is “really innocent this time,” was booked Sunday evening on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts… Read More
Jerry Garcia, Grateful Dead Stash Sells High
An attic’s worth of memories associated with the Grateful Dead or its leader, Jerry Garcia, fetched high dollar at auction Tuesday. According to Bonhams &… Read More
Rod Stewart Sings Frank Sinatra Jr. Songbook
British rocker Rod Stewart was born seventy-two years ago today. American singer Francis Wayne Sinatra (a/k/a/ “Frank Sinatra Jr”), who died last year at the… Read More
God Throws Shade on Rainbow Bridge Myth
HEAVEN – Pet owners took one in the shorts today when The Lord God Almighty issued a press release in which He questioned the existence… Read More
Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas
Facebook is a festering boil on the right (butt) cheek of humanity, largely because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving disco boy who squats… Read More
Michael Moore Urges Simultaneous Toilet Flush on Inauguration Day
FLINT, MI—In his ongoing quest to delegitimize Donald Trump’s presidency, Michael Moore is now urging Americans to flush their toilets en masse when Mr. Trump… Read More
Black Lives Matter Calls for Boycott of White Avatars
D’Aryll Scott-Jones, Director of All Things That Matter of Black Lives Matter, called for immediate boycotts yesterday of all websites “that allow white supremacists to… Read More