Feed Lindsay Lohan Campaign Gaining Weight
HOLLYWOOD – The Feed Lindsay Lohan campaign gathered critical mass today, Lohan’s nineteenth birthday, with the addition of the United Nations, the Hunger Project, and… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Pamela Anderson Strips for Twin Causes
LONDON – Actress Pamela Anderson, who is thirty-nine today, admitted she was promoting more than one cause when she stripped in the window of designer… Read More
Britney Spears Explains Why She Posed Naked
MALIBU – Britney Spears issued a brief press release yesterday explaining her decision to appear naked in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar. According to… Read More
Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban Honeymoon Off to Solid Start
SYDNEY – Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban began their honeymoon yesterday, accompanied by several accountants, lawyers, financial advisors, and a “mutually acceptable” arbitrator. Some rumors… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Leave Namibia in Chaos
SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Standing proudly in front of a large banner that read “Mission Accomplished,” Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt waved to a cheering crowd… Read More
Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage a multimillion-dollar publicity campaign to… Read More
Angelina Jolie Buys Domain Names for Namibian Children
SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie has created an endowment to fund the purchase of domain names for Namibian children. Ms. Jolie, the Goodwill Ambassador for… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Send Diplomatic Inquiry to President Bush
REPUBLIC OF BRANGELINA – Angelina Jolie, president of the newly formed African Republic of Brangelina, has instructed her ambassador to the United States, Brad Pitt,… Read More