Alt-right Website Explains Difference Between Nazi and Roman Salutes
Dear Friedrich,I was on my way to a cell meeting the other day when I met a friend on the street who greeted me with… Read More
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Alt-right Satire Site Wants Photos of Naked Progressives
WEST CHESTER, PA—Thirty-six years ago today my favorite progressive was murdered. John Winston Lennon was the kind of person who wasn’t afraid to take off… Read More
WikiLeaks Reveals Identity of Time’s Person of the Year
NEW YORK—Fresh off its revelation of the Democrats’ blueprint for attacking Jeff Sessions—Donald Trump’s choice for attorney general—WikiLeaks revealed this morning the identity of Time magazine’s person… Read More
Gennifer Flowers Vows to Go Commando at First Debate
NEW YORK—Gennifer Flowers, one-time cum-dumpster for then governor of Arkansas, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton, says she will “go commando” at Monday night’s first presidential debate.… Read More
Road Rage Trails in Consumer Reports Survey
When Consumer Reports conducted research for its 2015 road rage survey, published on December 31 last year, the magazine included for the first time questions about other… Read More
Trump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map
As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have added Wibbese, Jamal, and half… Read More
#blacklivesmatter Campaign Launched at Dunkin’ Donuts
Dunkin’ Donuts’ new #blacklivesmatter campaign hit a speed bump after it had been rolled out in Providence, Rhode Island, last Friday. Matter of fact, the… Read More
You Are All Charlie Hebdo, Warns the Grammar Grump
That was some strange business that went down in Paris yesterday, wasn’t it, boys and girls? Couple of Muslim thugs and their fan boy killing… Read More