What Would Nietzsche Do? The Motion Light Problem
Herr Nietzsche,My neighbor’s motion light turns on every time I walk past, as though I am suspicious. What should I do? Harvey in San Francisco… Read More
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Herr Nietzsche,My neighbor’s motion light turns on every time I walk past, as though I am suspicious. What should I do? Harvey in San Francisco… Read More
The Institute for Low-Stakes Conflict Resolution has determined that 72 percent of Americans are engaged in an active long-term feud that nobody else is aware… Read More
While many individuals are theoretically interested in an open relationship, few are interested in an open spreadsheet.
Megan and Tyler Henson, of no particular place worth mentioning, announced last week that they were launching an open relationship available to the general public,… Read More
Between the stars and the home furnishing advertisements, twelve horoscopes went missing. They were last seen loitering near a constellation that has since lawyered up.… Read More
Meteorologist Courtney Stratus does not simply enter a booth at the local Pancake Palace; she propagates into it. At twenty-four, she possesses the kind of… Read More
A sobering new study conducted by the Institute for Romantic Fragility (IRF) has revealed that modern relationships are not sustained by love, children, common values,… Read More
Although celestial bodies are like gigantic, garden variety vegetables floating in the dark broth of the universe, astrologers insist on linking our fates to lions,… Read More
Policy experts have been quietly rubbing their temples upon learning that the nation’s most influential thought leader is a unemployed dry wall installer delivering geopolitical… Read More