Amusing Horoscopes for the Criminally Insane
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Mars is busy binge‑watching reality TV in these amusing horoscopes. Therefore, your usual “charge ahead” vibe will be replaced by an inexplicable urge… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Forget your actual future because these amusing horoscopes prove the universe is just a drunk toddler with a Twitter account.
Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19) Mars is busy binge‑watching reality TV in these amusing horoscopes. Therefore, your usual “charge ahead” vibe will be replaced by an inexplicable urge… Read More
The final instructions funeral kit arrives in biodegradable packaging the color of oat milk, because even death has an aesthetic. Marketed to the “extreme self-care” community,… Read More
One bite of the pope's nose and you will finally understand why the bird was trying to fly away from you.
Pope’s Nose turkey day honors the butt-end of a turkey–that triangular, fatty little nub that people fight over like starving wolves or treat like a… Read More
The stars do not care about your tax bracket or your credit rating. They only want to see you fail in a way that is… Read More
It is time to get real about the holiday “treats” that are actually just edible hate mail. Here is the inedible truth about some dodgy… Read More
It is time to look at the stars again, although they are currently screaming into the void just like the rest of us. Here is… Read More
Welcome to the league where the only thing higher than the ticket prices is the probability of a ligament snapping.
The 2025-26 NBA season seems less like a basketball league and more like a General Hospital drama set at a prestigious orthopedic convention. We are… Read More
I am writing to you because I am genuinely worried about the state of your kitchen. Is everything okay in there? Does a piece of… Read More