Book of Daze: Algorithm Appreciation Day
Observed annually by people who swear they were about to stand up anyway, algorithm appreciation day is dedicated to honoring the invisible systems that know… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Observed annually by people who swear they were about to stand up anyway, algorithm appreciation day is dedicated to honoring the invisible systems that know… Read More
At exactly mile 2.93 of the annual Riverbend Community Fun Run, a local man named Gary decided the three-mile race was over. His internal math… Read More
Aries You will mistake momentum for wisdom, and volume for leadership. This will not stop you from charging forward like someone who has never been… Read More
The sun storms through the curtains and hits Arthur like a physical assault. The real problem, however, of this temporal hangover day, is that Arthur’s… Read More
Look at these absolute legends committing to a life of total nonsense while you are probably over there crying into a kale smoothie and promising to hit the treadmill.
We have peered deep into the turbulent, chaotic upheavals of the cosmos to bring you these silly New Year’s resolutions. Today the celestial alignment is… Read More
Local monk discovers one weird trick to ruin a perfectly good stone cellar and four million lives using nothing but poultry sludge.
Deranged egg nog uses were born in the shivering, lightless winter of 1243, when a delirious monk named Brother Thaddeus found himself trapped in a… Read More
The origins of Boxing Day are not about charity or leftovers. People wondering when is Boxing Day–after they have stopped wondering what is Boxing Day–need… Read More
In the annals of modern media, a new breed of wannabe “reporter” has emerged, wielding not a tape recorder or a notebook, but a scroll… Read More