Fate
She missed the bus and cursed the sky. A man at the bus stop spilled coffee on her shoe. Hestammered an apology, offered a napkin… Read More
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Book of Daze Reconsider a Rash Decision Day was established in 1987 after a Florida man named Dwight “Twitch” Halvorsen impulsively changed his name to… Read More
After receiving millions of letters that were obviously not written by youngsters–who generally don’t use terms like “plausible deniability”–Santa Claus has declared that he will… Read More
(Ten secret menu items. Ten reasons your pancreas called the cops.) ✦Forget the laminated lies. The real menu lives in whispers, nods, and the sacred… Read More
🦠Leo (July 23 – August 22) You enter every room like it’s a red carpet event, even if it’s just the local Arby’s. The… Read More
“What time is it?! What day is it?! Who the hell am I?!” Welcome to Book of Daze Panicked Awakening Day. Historians trace the origin… Read More
(Class in American Society presents the kind of profiles you’d find in a field guide annotated by a disillusioned anthropologist with a flair for satire… Read More