Tom Cruise South Park Scientology Episode Outed Here
NEW YORK – Tom Cruise, whom no one has ever accused of being self-deprecating, threw a tantrum when he learned that Comedy Central was planning… Read More
Celebrity Shockers
Famous people doing stupid things, documented with surgical precision since 2004. We catalog every meltdown, mugshot, and career implosion so you can feel better about your own disasters. Fame fades. Screenshots don’t.
Tony Soprano Victim of Dick Cheney-Style Hit
NEW JERSEY – Mob boss Tony Soprano was the victim of a Dick Cheney-style hit on the season opener of The Sopranos last night. Mr. Soprano was… Read More
Britney Spears on Hawaii, Orlando Bloom on Crack
MAUI – Britney Spears is quickly learning to appreciate the culture and customs of Hawaii, as the accompanying image shows. In that image Ms. Spears,… Read More
Nicole Richie Campaigns for Food Warning Labels
HOLLYWOOD – Nicole Richie, a celebrity not particularly known for her social conscience,or her interest in food, has asked California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to become… Read More
Brad Pitt’s Divorce Guide Postponed
NEW YORK – Brad Pitt, who believes that the best way for men on the verge of divorce to maintain their privacy is by moving… Read More
Jessica Alba Demands Playboy Insert Nude Photos
LOS ANGELES – Film star Jessica Alba demanded that Playboy magazine pull its March issue and insert nude photos of her or else face a lawsuit. The… Read More
George Bush Calls George Michael a Terrorist, George Clooney Objects
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush wasted no time in reacting to pop star George Michael’s arrest on drug charges this weekend. Mr. Bush… Read More
Nicole Richie Toys with Food and Paparazzi
MALIBU – Once again Nicole Richie has managed to go out to lunch without actually being photographed eating. The ninety-one-pound starlet lunched with friends for… Read More