Sony Software Will Limit CD Plays (Tech Satire)
Editor’s Note: This relic from our digital catacombs proves that some jokes never go out of date, even when the jokes were on us. Consider it… Read More
Technology
Silicon Valley hubris meets reality’s tire iron. We’ve watched tech bros promise utopia and deliver dystopia for ternty-one years. Every app’s a scam, every update breaks something. Progress is a pyramid scheme with Wi-Fi. Mocking all those gadgets, apps, and digital overlords driving humanity into glorious snot-flinging absurdity.
Tech Satire from the Bible Belt (Microsoft Buys Christian Software)
Editor’s Note: This relic from our digital Bible Belt catacombs proves that some jokes never go out of date–unlike Internet Explorer. Microsoft may have moved… Read More
Captcha: The Digital Inquisition
Before you may enter this website, O mere mortal, you must prove your humanity. Not with kindness. Nor with empathy. But with a sacred trial… Read More
Your Heartbeat Offends Me
(Twenty-four Hours of Cardiac Shame Play-by-Play) The Holter monitor, created by Dr. Norman J. Holter, is a portable ECG device that records every single heartbeat… Read More
Fighting the Ten Most Common Side Effects of Neurochemical Meds
Drowsiness (The Couch Siren’s Song)Never leave home without a flask of enchanted coconut water blessed by a hydration shaman. Chew gum infused with the tears… Read More
Hot Coffee vs. Cold Brew: A Tale of Two Caffeines
(By someone who hasn’t blinked in days. ) There’s a battle brewing in the kingdom of caffeine. A schism deeper than oat vs. almond milk,… Read More
Jobs Only AI Wants to Do
(Originally printed in Inferior Design, Nov-Dec, 2024, the Magazine of Jobs No Human Should Ever Perform) We humans once held forth–and still do in some… Read More
New Study Suggests: Obesity Is Weighing Down the Human Soul
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa–A new study published in Applied Psychological Measurement suggests that the obesity epidemic has begun to make quantifiable inroads on the human soul. The… Read More