Sarah Silverman Snub Has God Lovers Fuming
NEW YORK – Sarah Silverman has had her last orgasm if God’s followers have anything to say about it. Friends of the Big Guy are… Read More
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God Scorns Windows Vista, Sues Microsoft
HEAVEN – Windows Vista, Microsoft’s controversial new operating system, has incurred the wrath of God. The Supreme Power User, operating through his purchasing agent, the… Read More
Sylvester Stallone Says God Wrote Rocky
LOS ANGELES – Rocky Balboa climbing off the canvas. Jesus Christ climbing out of the tomb. Mere similarities with no causal connection? Not according to… Read More
God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding
VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because he… Read More
Windows Vista Offends Special Interest Groups
ATLANTA – In addition to the usual security problems, the Microsoft corporation’s latest operating system, Windows Vista, has some patching to do with special interest… Read More
God Denies Role in Anna Nicole Smith Commitment Ceremony
NASSAU, Bahamas – The Lord God Almighty denied playing any role in the recent commitment ceremony between former stripper Anna Nicole Smith and her boyfriend-attorney,… Read More
God at Wit’s End over Dispute between Israel and Hezbollah
NEW YORK – The Lord God Almighty declared yesterday that He is “damn sick and tired of hearing about that whole mess between Israel and… Read More
Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year
OPP, Ala. – Explaining that he was “tired of saying yes to every loser with his you-know-what in a wringer,” the Lord God Jesus Christ… Read More