God Slaps NFL Players with Dire Warning
HEAVEN – God issued a dire warning yesterday to football players who point to the sky after making a play. In an e-mail sent to… Read More
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God Installs Caller ID and Verizon Corporate Package
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Because of the overwhelming number of prayers received in the weeks before the deaths of Terri Schaivo and Pope John Paul… Read More
Pope Benedict XVI Approves Pig Latin Mass
VATICAN CITY — Following months of speculation, Pope Benedict XVI announced the elimination of restrictions on the use of Pig Latin in the conduct of… Read More
God Questions Existence of Rainbow Bridge
HEAVEN – Pet owners took one in the shorts from The Lord God Almighty today when He issued a press release in which He questioned… Read More
Microsoft Acquires Christian Software Firm
REDMOND – Wash. – Microsoft’s CEO Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama. Endtimes!,… Read More
Skype Outage Only the Beginning Warns an Angry God
LUXEMBOURG – God has claimed full responsibility for the mysterious Skype outage that left an estimated five to six million of his subjects unable to… Read More
Paris Hilton Interview Denied by Jesus
LOS ANGELES – Hoping to preempt Paris Hilton’s sure-to-come assertion that it was her discovery of Jesus Christ, and Mr. Christ’s discovery of her, that… Read More
Chocolate Jesus Part Stolen, Display Canceled
Someone stole a key component from the nude, anatomically ambitious chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ that had been scheduled to go on display in New… Read More