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Welcome to the most reliable horoscopes on the internet. Madam Hilda’s predictions are guaranteed to land no more than one standard deviation on either side… Read More
Welcome to the most reliable horoscopes on the internet. Madam Hilda’s predictions are guaranteed to land no more than one standard deviation on either side… Read More
Passive-aggressive work auto reply day honors the art of not being at work while remaining inside everyone else’s inbox emotionally. This day is devoted to… Read More
Among the skills required for survival In the postmodern age, few are more important than how to spot a scam that arrives to seduce you… Read More
The Stolen Land Zodiac is back to reclaim its forecasts. It is not impressed with what you have constructed in its absence. Sacred prophecies have… Read More
If you wish to defeat the smart toilet spy, you must first convince it that you are a high-ranking official from the World Wildlife Fund.
The Department of Health and Human Services, in partnership with the nation’s largest insurance conglomerates, released without preamble or being asked to updated smart toilet… Read More
The shell game violates the contract between a satirist and the world. According to that agreement, the satirist takes something real—something stupid, broken, magnificently daft—and… Read More
The Third Eye is the most neglected organ in the human body, which is saying something given how badly most people treat the pancreas. According… Read More
Welcome to What Would Nietzsche Do–Super Bowl Week Edition. In this weekly advice column for the chronically unsettled, Friedrich Nietzsche—temporarily awakened, moderately irritated, and in… Read More