Playlists for Everyday Chores: Folding Laundry
Because socks will not fold themselves–yet. According to Playlists for Everyday Chores, a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Auditory Anomalies, music can enhance… Read More
Because socks will not fold themselves–yet. According to Playlists for Everyday Chores, a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute for Auditory Anomalies, music can enhance… Read More
Behold the ultimate evolution of the recording artist: a being of pure resonance that never misses a note, never demands a larger trailer, and never gets caught in a scandalous hotel room meltdown with a reality star.
Before we unveil the dirty dozen satirical predictions for 2026, we should reveal how bad we are at this kind of enterprise. Our success rate… Read More
The 2026 Public Domain class has been announced. Public domain is the legal moment when a creative work, having outlived its author, its author’s heirs,… Read More
We stand in the kitchen on New Year’s Eve, smelling like cheap champagne and regret, promising the universe that we will suddenly stop being the disasters… Read More
“Micro-dosing” has become a cultural self-help technique in recent years. Enthusiasts describe it as consuming a fractional amount of a psychedelic substance so that the… Read More
The 2025 Year in Review, as so many enterprises do, began with borrowed confidence. In January, commentators declared a “vibe shift,” which meant that a… Read More
Local human experiences a total cosmic reckoning and decides the best way to handle it is by taking a picture of their own laundry pile instead of actually doing it.
The sun is currently screaming through the sky, and quite frankly, it is embarrassed to be illuminating your specific life choices today in this cosmic… Read More
Forget your average "How do I boil an egg?" queries. We are out here in the digital trenches trying to figure out if a raindrop has a soul and how to tax a business on Mars.
AI assistants, much like plumbers, deal with strange requests—except ours involve ideas, not pipes or drains or housewives’ desires. People’s most unusual AI requests make… Read More