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A Dear John Letter from Your Horoscope

Why the Dear John letter? Because astrology was never meant to be a cosmic suggestion box for your delusions of grandeur. Yet here we are,… Read More

In this raw dogging adventure illustration we see a painterly illustration of synchronized swimmers performing in a courthouse fountain, with dramatic sky and neoclassical architecture. Swimmers wear green suits and caps, raising arms in joyful chaos beneath a central water jet.

Are you sure Esther Williams started this way?

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Horoscopes for Raw Dogging Adventure

philmaggitti horoscopes 12 months

Raw dogging, at its most raw, is the art of facing life without prophylactic–no prep, no plan, no emotional helmet. It is the spiritual cousin… Read More

A cosmic whiplash horoscope illustration of Aquarius caught in a gust of wind, hair sculpted into the shape of the Eiffel Tower as pigeons scatter and a café sign flaps in the breeze.

An unsuspecting Aquarius stands mid-gust, hair whipped straight up and sculpted into the unmistakable silhouette of the Eiffel Tower.

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Today’s Cosmic Whiplash Horoscope Swerves Off the Rails

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Brace yourself for a cosmic whiplash horoscope that predicts lava-lamp sarcasm, heroic karaoke squeaks, and houseplants staging a leafy revolt against your feng shui. â™ˆ… Read More

Weight not to exceed . . .

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Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Funny Horoscopes: The Zodiac Unplugged is the mother of all comic satire. Boundless helpings of absurd wit dished out family style with the good China… Read More

Trust No Fern: Domestic Espionage in the Age of Chlorophyll

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Apocalyptic Horoscopes from the End Times

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Let’s crack open the celestial dumpster and see what the stars coughed up this morning. These Apocalyptic Horoscopes from the End Times are unfiltered transmissions… Read More

Semi-realistic cosmic highway of glowing zodiac wheel with twelve modern vehicles racing under star-lit constellations — hero art for Zodiac Karma Guide 2025.

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Your Zodiac Karma Guide, 2025

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Gemstones and lucky colors may have steered your grandmother’s horoscope, but in 2025 the road to enlightenment runs on four wheels. Your Zodiac Karma Guide… Read More

Proof that destiny hums, steams, and toasts.

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Zodiac Small Appliance Horoscopes

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Many people know that certain gemstones, power phrases, and colors are associated with signs of the zodiac. Only the true stargazer understands, however, the relationships… Read More

Astrological nightmares illustration: a performer abandoned on stage, audience chairs turned away, cat refusing to look.

"I did it my way ..."

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Introducing Astrological Nightmares Day

T.J. Eckleburg horoscopes 12 months

Today is Astrological Nightmares Day, a holiday no one asked for but everyone deserves. Forget chasing dreams, today your subconscious drags you through the swamp… Read More