Book of Daze: Midlife Crisis Awareness Day
Origin StoryBook of Daze Midlife Crisis Awareness Day was created in 1974 by a consortium of Harley-Davidson dealers, red-convertible salesmen, and divorce lawyers who saw… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
Take Away Horoscopes, No Utensils, 09/12
Welcome to today’s Take Away Horoscopes, where the stars are drunk, the planets are gossiping, and your emotions are riding shotgun, singing off-key. Never let… Read More
Ten Reasons Why We Never Wish to Hear About Travis Kelce Again
Travis Kelce is not especially interesting or good looking. He is a phenomenon of excess, a man so thoroughly media-saturated that his mere existence feels… Read More
Hidden Meanings in Today’s Horoscopes, 09/11
♈ Aries The stars have misplaced your common sense behind a vending machine filled with mixed metaphors. In today’s horoscopes you will be inspired to… Read More
Ten Reasons You Will Never Get Rich Quick
1. You Treat Money Like a Guest StarIt breezes through your life like a cameo appearance on Friends. Fun while it’s here, gone before you… Read More
Book of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day
Origin StoryBook of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day was established in 2013 by the Society for the Advancement of Procrastination, a group that insisted… Read More
Dunce Cap of the Moment: Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles
Meet our latest Dunce Cap of the Moment: Charlotte’s black democrat Mayor Vi Lyles, whose first response to the murder of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska… Read More
Dystopian and Dynamic Horoscopes
(Horoscopes transmitted via the Orbital Bureau of Predictive Malaise) â™ðŸª VIRGO Your biometric signature is trending. Unfortunately, in today’s dynamic horoscopes it is trending in… Read More