Waiting Room Horoscopes: Your Appointment With Destiny
Waiting Room Horoscopes are designed for rooms where twelve vinyl chairs, four outdated magazines, and one artificial plant are responsible for maintaining public confidence. Please… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Waiting Room Horoscopes are designed for rooms where twelve vinyl chairs, four outdated magazines, and one artificial plant are responsible for maintaining public confidence. Please… Read More
Quantum superposition is the theory that a particle can occupy several states at once until somebody measures it, thereby forcing nature to stop being mysterious,… Read More
Harvard has opened a safe space for students who experience discomfort when exposed to correct grammar, sentence structure, or punctuation that appears excessively confident. That… Read More
The steps between an abandoned shopping cart and its galvanized steel enclosure are the only thing keeping humankind from eating the bark off trees. Hence… Read More
Mind Your Own Business Day traces its origins to August 14, 1974, in Ames, Iowa, when town assessor Eugene Vane, 58, who owned fourteen corduroy… Read More
A neighborhood dog catches car, then realizes there was a flaw in his business model. Baxter, the neighborhood Lab-mix, lives to chase cars. Every morning,… Read More
Winning at solitaire, whether played with actual cards or on a screen, requires discipline, discretion, and the ability to think like both a criminal and… Read More
For centuries, humanity assumed the apocalypse would arrive as predicted, destroy civilization, and leave the survivors fighting over canned peaches. Increasingly, however, evidence suggests the… Read More