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For centuries, wedding vows consisted of a few simple promises about love, fidelity, and remaining together until death. Legal experts now consider this “recklessly vague.”… Read More
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For centuries, wedding vows consisted of a few simple promises about love, fidelity, and remaining together until death. Legal experts now consider this “recklessly vague.”… Read More
The West Chester Homeowners Association has replaced its Community Standards handbook with the Five Buddhist Precepts, hoping that karma would prove a more effective deterrent… Read More
The newly formed National Association of Former Gifted Children (NAFGC) has petitioned Congress to award Retroactive Academic Valor Medals to adults who spent their childhoods… Read More
Unread Sunday Newspaper Day commemorates one of our most enduring acts of optimism: buying an enormous Sunday newspaper while sincerely believing there will be time… Read More
To prepare the America 250 Time Capsule, every state governor has received a lead-lined cylinder and strict instructions to fill it with items that define… Read More
Stillwater Loft, a progressive yoga studio in Oklahoma, has announced the launch of Weaponized Mindfulness™, a new class that teaches parents to deploy traditional meditative… Read More
This week’s horoscopes arrive as a message in a bottle for each sign. A few appear to contain profound insights. Others seem to have been written… Read More
The Whispering Pines, Arkansas, HOA Paint Color Tribunal convened at midnight beneath the fluorescent hum of the community clubhouse pool shed. The question at hand… Read More