The Pangram Word Police: Substack’s AI Detector
On July 21, Substack announced an unholy partnership with a word police contractor called Pangram, whose business consists of examining prose for evidence that it… Read More
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On July 21, Substack announced an unholy partnership with a word police contractor called Pangram, whose business consists of examining prose for evidence that it… Read More
Mayor Grist deploys 'Operation Scone Peace,' armed with donuts, a ruler, and a very official-looking cardboard table to resolve the Great Bakery Standoff.
Mayor Thaddeus Grist, 61, a pigeon exhibitor who refuses to wear neckties owing to a childhood fear of trapezoids, personally convened Emergency Municipal Council Session… Read More
Trevor’s holographic ferret just asked for soul‑access permissions. Emotional Support Animals have officially gone full software update.
Budget airlines has announced that passengers may now bring AI Emotional Support Animals onboard—provided they mime feeding the animals like deranged Victorian children tending invisible… Read More
Your password must now contain twelve characters, a constellation, one emotional breakthrough, and a symbol not previously used by your ancestors.
In password reset horoscopes, the key to unlocking your destiny no longer meets the minimum security requirements. The stars apologize for any inconvenience. They recommend… Read More
Most explanations of why dogs run away focus on practical matters such as open gates, thunderstorms, or a slow moving cat with poor judgment. Those… Read More
When you hit 'Triple-Platinum Diamond Package' instead of 'Basic Rinse' and accidentally summon a tropical monsoon, nineteen shades of boysenberry foam, and a personal laser show.
The heavy iron doors of the Sparkle Palace Automated Oasis slam shut with the finality of a hydraulic vault. Outside, the sky is clear. Inside,… Read More
Every food has a brief and glorious moment when it is objectively convinced that it has fulfilled its purpose. Unfortunately, that moment occurs before you… Read More
You tell yourself you are just having a small snack to take the edge off while deciding what to cook. The edge, however, has other… Read More