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The stars have been humming to themselves again, and the result is not so much symphony as karaoke night at the edge of the universe.… Read More
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The stars have been humming to themselves again, and the result is not so much symphony as karaoke night at the edge of the universe.… Read More
Among the more rhythmically ambitious members of our species, there exists a sad affliction known as premature percussive enthusiasm. In layperson’s terms– clapping before the… Read More
🚠Act I: Philadelphia’s Civic Evasion Strategy In a gesture of what might generously be called “urban compassion,” Philadelphia has spent approximately $270,000 since 2021… Read More
(The Farmer’s Almanac Satire has been forecasting folly since before climate denial was cool.) General Overview November arrives like an uninvited uncle with political opinions… Read More
ðŸ› ï¸ Welcome to Do It Yourself Horoscopes. The stars are tired, the algorithms are on strike, and apparently everyone is now a certified expert in… Read More
The planets are holding a cosmic intervention. Mercury brought snacks; Pluto brought trauma; Venus brought an excuse. Welcome to Zodiac Satire: The Retrograde Support Group–where… Read More
In loving memory of the “brave” souls who met selfie deaths while chasing the perfect angle but meeting the ultimate exposure instead. Selfie Deaths, #1 Historians… Read More
Following the Great Pickle Uprising and the fall of the Mayonnaise Empire, humanity has clung to one guiding principle: take it with a grain of… Read More