Do It Yourself Horoscopes
ðŸ› ï¸ Welcome to Do It Yourself Horoscopes. The stars are tired, the algorithms are on strike, and apparently everyone is now a certified expert in… Read More
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Zodiac Satire: The Retrograde Support Group
The planets are holding a cosmic intervention. Mercury brought snacks; Pluto brought trauma; Venus brought an excuse. Welcome to Zodiac Satire: The Retrograde Support Group–where… Read More
How to Avoid Selfie Deaths and Darwin Awards
In loving memory of the “brave” souls who met selfie deaths while chasing the perfect angle but meeting the ultimate exposure instead. Selfie Deaths, #1 Historians… Read More
Ten Unusual Things that Should Be Taken with a Grain of Salt
Following the Great Pickle Uprising and the fall of the Mayonnaise Empire, humanity has clung to one guiding principle: take it with a grain of… Read More
Leaked Memo Reveals New Dummies Book Offerings, Vol. 2
In the latest sign that the Dummies books franchise will never die–only mutate endlessly–John Wiley & Sons has reportedly greenlit another round of New Dummies… Read More
Political Satire: A Roast for Every State
From gold bars in New Jersey freezers to vape clouds in Colorado theaters, Political Satire: A Roast for Every State is your coast-to-coast catalog of… Read More
Funny Halloween Costumes: Remember the Serial Vapist
Every Halloween some precocious child decides to split the difference between clever and concerning. Last year’s ignoble laureate in the funny Halloween costumes department was… Read More
Funny Horoscopes: Mercury Ate My Homework
Mercury is in chaos mode, and your inbox has turned into a revenge plot. The stars are grading your life choices on a curve, and… Read More